Kosh to Sheridan: "If you eat the vlarn, you will die"
Garibaldi to Marcus: "Did you know that we do have barbers on this station?"
Morden: "What do you want?" Delenn: "I want to be queen for a day."
Sheridan to Draal: "This place looks so familiar. Did you ever see the Earth TV show 'Time Tunnel'?"
Marcus to Neroon: "My fighting staff is bigger than yours!"
Lennier to Delenn: "Uh, Delenn, we have a serious problem on our hands. The station has run out of candles."
Delenn to Kosh #2: "Does the fate of the universe hinge upon me sleeping with the captain?"
Delenn to Sheridan: "We've been working 'round the clock to cut and paste new WhiteStar ships..." [Michael Alex]
Ivanova to G'Kar: "I feel your pain. So what?" [Cliff]
Caylin to Franklin: "Steven, you're such a stimulating conversationalist" [James A. Wolf]
Kosh (to the B5 council): "Unaccoustomed as I am to public speaking...."  [James Wolf]
Sheridan: "Engage!" [James Wolf]
Sheridan to Bester: "Bester you can stay here as long as you want" [Perky]
Marcus to Garibaldi: "Have you ever heard of something called hair club for men?" [Darkslayer]
Kosh: "Resistance is futile" [Darkslayer]
Londo to Morden: "What do I want?  I want for you to stop shedding skin on the floor of my quarters!" [Darkslayer]
Marcus to Delenn after she complimented Ivanova's attempt at speaking Minbari: "I thought you said that the Minbari couldn't lie." [Darkslayer]
Sheridan to Garibaldi: "The truth's gotta be here somewhere" [Yoli Lawrence]
Bester to Garibaldi: "Mister Garibaldi, the pinata thing was a joke." [Pumukl]
Kosh Classic to Lyta: "Was it good for you?" [Pumukl]
New Kosh: "[beep][warble][tink] ::vote republican:: [twirr][groan][flutter]" [Pumukl]
Ivanova to Sheridan: "It could be worse. we could be near a Worm Hole connect to the Gamma Quadrant." [Craig Klein]
Ivanova to Marcus: "Are you busy for dinner tonight?" [Breeonne]
Morden: "Can't we all just get along?" [Rizz]
Sheridan to Lorien: "I'm not quite dead yet! ... I'm getting better! ... I think I'll go for a walk!" [Rizz]
First One to Ivanova (in a polka): "Vorlon tavutna chog, hey!" [Jon Clark (no relation)]
Delenn to Ivanova: "You can never have to many White Stars." [Death Lord]
Kosh2 to WB: "Reruns.  Intolerable." [09023]
G'Kar  to Londo: "You really have to lay off the hairspray" [Randy Thompson]
Sheridan to Delenn: "I have a bad feeling about this" [Logan]
First one to anybody: "The name of our race is three letters long and easy to pronounce." [eytan]
Either Kosh to Sheridan: "John. I am your father. Help me take off the mask." [eytan]
Ivanova to Sheridan (upon being sent off to certain death): "But I was going into Tashi station to pick up some power converters! " [Nina B.]
Kosh2 to Kosh: "Mom always did like you better" [Dark Crow]
Vorlon crewman to Captain after destroying the first planet: "You think anyone will notice it's gone, sir?" [Dark Crow]
Sheridan to Babylon5 Computer: "Activate Self-Destruct Sequence!" [Jupiter2]
Kosh to Delenn: "(Gurgle) I am not a magic 8 ball!! (murmurs)"
Ivanova to Sheridan: "Commander, we've had a transporter malfunction. We've got the crew of this ship called Voyager stuck in the pattern buffers and I tried
an EPS override...."
Londo to Morden: "You know, we have alot in common. We both know the joys
of good hair cream, for instance."
Janaway to Ivanova: "Voyager ready to dock" [Logan]
Zathras to himself: "Zathras mad, they say.  Why ? Just because Zathras likes to put on high heels and a dress and sing "Natural Woman" in front of a mirror sometimes??" [Burkesongs]
Delenn to Sheridan in "Grey 17", watching the Rangers arrive: "They followed me home, John... can I keep them?" [AmyCat]
Londo to Vir: "Game over man, game over" [Logan]
Sheridan to Kosh: "Not bad for a Vorlon" [Mojol]
Sheridan: "Make it so" [Eddie B.]
Kosh to G'kar: "You'll shoot your eye out!" [Jon]
Sheridan (hell, anyone) to the Vorlons: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed" [Lurker24601] 
Dr. Franklin to assistant: "Get that cheeze to sick bay" [Lurker24601]
Sheridan to crowd in FtA: "Today we celebrate our Independence Day!" [Lurker24601]
Either Kosh to anyone: "(gurgle...sproink) We are all Elvis!!!(beepety-beep)" [dwjohnson]
The Vorlons after destroying planets: "OOH!  That's gotta hurt!!!" [Killians Red]
Sinclair to Sheridan: "Good luck, YOU 'RE going to need it!" [Eddie B.]
kosh1 to sheridan: "getting is not the same as wanting. I do not say it is logical but it is so." [konecsni]
G'Kar to Drozi: "A roddenberry:is that something you eat?" [konecsni]
Kosh to everyone: "I'm back !" [Kosh]
New Kosh to Sheridan: "Some day, you will call me Master." [Khorzan]
Bob Dole to Sheridan: "I am the third one." [Nate Dredge]
Delenn to John after dinner: "That Flarn Sucked!!!" [Zbear]
New Kosh to Sheridan: "Worried about your friends?  Especially, hmm, Sister Delenn. If you won't be turned to the dark side then maybe she will!" [Chris D.]
Sheridan to Old Kosh: "I thought I told you not to call me Johnnie!" [Coker Coler]
Sheridan to Ivanova (Fall Of night): "GREAT !!!! - I`ve been wanting try out this new Defence Grid" [Vegas]
Kosh Classic to Sheridan: "Go to Za'ha'dum. Open up a lemonade stand. If you build it they will come." [beanie-chan]
BabCom: "Paging Lorne Greene. Paging Lorne Greene."
BabCom: "The White Bay is for ship unloading only. Ships left unattended will be ticketed and towed."
Sheridan to Lorien: "I have fallen and I can't get up"
Sinclair to Delenn: "Delenn, I am your great-great-great-great-great-great ..."
Dr. Franklin to Sheridan: "He's dead, John."
Quark to Lando: "I can get you the solution for all your problems for just 5 bars of latinum!" [Jupiter2]
Dr. Who to Garibaldi (or Sheridan):  "I'm the Doctor.  Would you like a Jelly Baby? [Jupiter2]
ISN to Universal Audience: "Tonite on Fox:COPS on assignment:Babylon 5"  [Coker Coler]
Grey 17 Engineering to Captain Sheridan: "I canna  change the laws of Physics Captain" [Coker Coler]
Marcus to Ivanova when the Whitestars jumpengines go offline: "Hey, it's not MY fault!" [Darkslayer]
Lyta to Kosh2: "I feel your pain." [Darkslayer]
Marcus to Ivanova: "Hey how about that?  The jump engines are actually working!!!!!" [Darkslayer]
Neroon to Marcus Cole in "Grey 17...": "I see your schwartz is as big as mine  but how well can you handle it?" [Khorzan]
Kosh1 to Sheridan: "Kiss her. Kiss her. NOW!" [Chuck0]
Sheridan in "All Alone in the Night": "There are...FOUR lights!!!!!!" [Darkslayer]
Sheridan in "Severed Dreams": "Then, FDR said, 'throw down your shovel, sit on your ass, light up your camel, this is the Promise Land.'" [Darkslayer]
Sheridan in "Severed Dreams": "5000 years ago Moses said, 'Pick up your shovel, get off your ass, get on your camel, we're going to the Promise Land.'" [Darkslayer]
Sheridan in "Severed Dreams": Now, President CLark is saying, 'I'll tax your shovel, I'll take your camel, I'll kick your ass, and there ain't no Promise Land.'" [Darkslayer]
The Zima man to anyone in the bar: "...zo then I zayz to him, nize zdation" [Khorzan]
Vorlon captain to crew: "Set course for Alderaan." [Jeena]
Sheridan to Delenn after returning from Z'Ha'Dum: "I've been mostly dead all day." [Jeena]
Sheridan to Ivanova: "On second thought, let us not go to Z'Ha'Dum. It is a silly place." [Jeena]
Bester, to anyone: "Alfred Bester is my name, the Stars my Destination." [Jeena]
Sheridan to C & C: "Toga! Toga! Toga!" [Nick B]
Delenn to the crowd watching Sheridan in FtA: "He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!" [Nick B]
Sheridan in Severed Dreams: "Oi you! Clark! Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!" [Nick B]
Anyone in the fourth series: "OK, who told the Vorlons about the Death Star?" [Nick B]
Gkar to Garbaldi: "It wasn't me. IT WAS THE ONE ARMED MAN!!" [Diefleder Maus]
Sheridan to AOL in The Long Night: "Okay, we've invited the Shadows to meet the Vorlons with us, does anyone think that asking President Clark would be going too far?" [Darkslayer] 
Delenn to Anna Sheridan, "Shadow Dancing": "Eeeeugh! I *hate* snowglobes!" [Anthony "Slug of Doom" Lawless]
New Kosh to Lyta: "There is a great disturbance in the Force." [CyberCat]
Dr Franklyn to Sheriden, discussing the Shadows: "Well, Its life John, but not as we know it !" [P.Buckley] 
Garibaldi to New Kosh: "You'll have to leave Babylon 5 now or we will be forced to poke you in the eye." [Coker Coler]
Fozzy Bear to John Sheridan: "I'm here to represent my client, John BEARidan!" [Astro-Boy]
Bester to Sheridan: "I served with James T. Kirk. You're no James T. Kirk!" [Brad E.]
Sheridan to C&C personnel, 5 minutes before end of episode: "You have 5 minutes to invent a new piece of technology with which to destroy the Shadows so that next week everything will return to normal!" [Brad E.]
Bester to Sheridan: "Do not under estimate the power of the Dark Side of the Force." [Fox]
Vorlons to Shadows: "I guess it's time to help Deep Space 9." [Coker Coler]
Sheridan to New Kosh: "Don't ever touch my Teddy Bear " [Coker Coler]
Shadows, to the forces of Light: "Exterminate... EXTERMINATE!" [John N.]
Sinclair to Sheridan "War w/o End": "I told you, eddies in the space time continuum!" [anonymous]
Q to Sheridan: "There are many wonderful things out there, but they are beyond your puny comprehension." [Jupiter2]
Either kosh any time: "I will give you a simple Answer" [Ringmaster]
Londo to Morden: "What do you want on your 'tombstone'?" [Lady Elzia]
Sheridan to Ivanova: "Gee. I sure am glad that Clark and EarthGov waited till after the Shadow war to come down on our ass." [Monique]
BABCOM-MTV to Babylon5  Audience: "Tonite on M-TV: One of the First Ones, 290 Year Old Debbie Gibson will sing her new version of Anything is Possible in tribute to Sheridan's victory." [Coker Coler]
new kosh to sheridan: "I find your lack of faith disturbing" [ash]
Sheridan to Whitestar engineering: "Scotty, I need warp nine online in two minutes" [Brightknight]
Garibaldi to ISN: "Sheridan has a God Complex, but we all know who God is around here, Ivanova." [Coker Coler]
Marcus to Ivanova: "Sorry Ivanova not tonight I have a headache" [Epsdel]
Centuri emperor to G'Kar: "We have ways of making you talk, G'Kar.  Bring in the Sailor Moon episodes!" [Alex Arjad]
Centuri emperor to G'Kar: "We have ways of making you talk, G'Kar.  Bring in the Voyager episodes!" [Alex Arjad]
Garibaldi to patient on operating table: "Good Lord, is that really a nude woman in there?" [Mike Berry]
Sheridan to Lyta in "Epiphanies": "Thanks for all your help during the war.  I appreciate it." [Paula L.]
Lyta to Zach: "That pizza looks like CRAP! What type of man are you? GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. I didn't have this problem with the Old Kosh!" [Coker Coler]
Lyta to Zach: "At least the Old Kosh knew the way I liked it." [Coker Coler]
Vorlon planet killer captian to crew: "You may fire when ready." [Wiz]
Bester to Lyta in while on their way to Za Ha dum in Epiphanies: "'Ve are looking for Nuclear Wessles!" [KimB]
President Clark to ISN: "Sheridan and his conspirators have stolen the funding for PBS." [Coker Coler]
President Clark to ISN: "Because of this act, I am forced to remove funding for Barney and any other children's shows.  Because of Sheridan, are children will become stupid." [Coker Coler]
Sheridan to a Nightwatch guy he knocked out: "It's my station, and I'll punch who I want to!" ["Meester" Morden]
Sheridan to C&C: "Unknown alien technology, huh? Does anyone have a tricorder we can plug into it?" [buckaroo]
ISN to Universe: "Today on this Date in 1997 Hillary Clinton officially takes over as President" [Chris D.]
Sheridan to the fleet: "The vorlons and the shadows just arrive and they didnt even notice us. They'll probably destroy each other if we do nothing... Let's get out of here." [A.Deluxe]
Sheridan to the fleet: "Oh yeah and do use the mines befores we go." [A.Deluxe]
Sheridan to Ivanova: "LOOK! The vorlons left the Universe's back door open..Let's go after them!" [Steevo]
New Kosh to Garibaldi while he is shooting him: "Stop that Mr. Garibaldi, don't do that" [Seviek]
Morden to Londo: "You will become one, with my associates" [Seviek]
Sheridan to Lorien: "Seen Energizer Bunny yet?" [Genius]
Sheridan to Anna "Shadow Possed" Sheridan: "Take me to your leader" [mirra]
Clark to ISN: "Big Brother is watching you.  Big Brother loves you.  Big Brother will care for you...forever." [Jupiter2]
Sheridan to BabCom: "Turn that damned thing off!" [Jupiter2]
President Clark to ISN: "Sheridan and his conspirators have done it again. They have stolen the funding for the School Lunch Program. Now your children are going to starve." [Coker Coler]
Vorlons and Shadows to B5 fans: "We have seen Ivanova in the nude and after further examination, we conclude that she is not a god. Definitely not a god." [Coker Coler]
Delenn to Sheridan, any episode when they are alone in a room: "John, Shall we indulge in Rishathra?" [J. Othello]
Kosh classic to Sheridan: "Monosyllables?  That's what my translator has been doing all this time?
Why didn't any tell me!" [Daniel Kuhn]
Morden to Vir: "I've had a really, really bad day" [Palpatine]
Morden to anyone: "What do you want? What do you want?  What about what I want" [Neroon]
Calen to Delen and Lenir: "I know!  We'll tell the truth about your herritage and who Valen is....yes that is what we will do!" [Neroon]
Marcus to Neroon in "Gray 17 is Missing": "Don't kill me! I'll tell you where to find The One!" [Mrs Cole]
Zathras to WB: "It is taking all of JMS consentration to write Bablyon 5, if we distract, very bad" [Anthony Morin]
Zathras to Sinclair, Deleen, Sheridan and an Extra: "You are the one who was, you are the one who is, you are the one who will be..... and you.....    you suck go away." [Anthony Morin]
Kosh to the Advisory Council when they are fighting: "Now, now, children" [Zathras]
Sheridan frustrated with anything, anytime: "Space, the final frontier, these aren't the voyages of the starship Enterprise, nor its continuing mission to blah blah, yakety yakety." [The Cimborn]
Sheridan to the next reporter that comes on the station: "This isn't a perfect world, you can't say "Beam me up" and be in another place. You have to deal with the problem at hand." [The Cimborn]
Kosh to captain Sinclair: "No tribels, no Klingons, I'm boring here." [Irena]
Ivanova to Mr. Bester: "Your russian is excellent, Mr. Chekov" [Irena]
Ivonova to Mr. Bester: "I KNEW you were going to say that!!!"  [Big Mike]
Kosh:  "Windows 95 has already started, it is too late for the user to vote."  [Khorzan]
Jeremiah to Garibaldi: "Am I overacting, or is it just me " [Neroon]
Garibaldi to Jeremiah: "Hey Jeremiah now would be a good time to put on that glove with the knives on it." [Neroon]
Garibaldi to reporter: "Besides having a God complex: Sheridan throws defensless teddy bears out airlocks, and he wets his bed" [Neroon]
Ivannova to Sheridan: "Is it just me or did the last vorlon ambassador look like darth vader?" [mkonecsni]
Zathras to Sheridan before he clips a wire to disarm a bomb: "Not the one!" [mkonecsni]
Lando to Londo: "I am the former Administrator of Cloud City. You are the Prime Minister of the Centari Republic. Why do people keep mixing us up?" [Honalee]
Sheridan to Lennier in Walkabout: "Shut down the jump engines, sure, but don't switch off that cool jet engine sound." [Lonny]
Q to Sheridan: "Who said that ALL of the Elders left??" [Jupiter2]
Sheridan to Ivanova: "Beam me Up, Susan" [Miguel Farah]
Any engineer to Sheridan: "The fusion reactor is breaking up! I cannot hold much longer!" [Miguel Farah]
Sheridan to Zathras after he clips the wire to disarm bomb: "Zathras, GRAB THE CAT!!!" [Matman]
Morden to any ambassador in Signs and Portents: "You may already be a winner" [Matman]
Babcom5: "The White bay is for loading and unloading only, there is no docking in the Red bay" [Matman]
Marcus to Neroon in (Gray 17 is Missing): "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."  [jennypenny]
Lyta Alexander to Zack Allen: "Even the slutty guys won't hit on me. Even *you* won't hit on me. That's really pathetic! I must not be recognizably female!" [anonymous member of HAREM.COM]
Kosh classic's ship singing to Dr. Jacobs in (Hunter, Prey): "A Louie Louie, whooa yeah, sayin' we gotta go now....aye aye aye aye!" [Killians Red]
Vir to Londo in Into the Fire: "Londo, will your nuclear detonater remote work on that sinister ship blocking the sun?"  [Chuck0]
Marcus to Susan: "Actually, I switched places with Lorien on that shuttle because I can't bear to leave your side, especially if we're about to die together."  [Chuck0]
YODA to John: "Is Kosh my Father?" "Your father he is"  [Patepate]
YODA TO JOHN: "WHEN 900 Years old you reach look as good you will not." [Pate]
Anyone to Morden: "What do *you* want???" [TiTan]
Delenn to Sheridan: "You want me to suck your *what*???" [TiTan]
Vir Cotto (Into the Fire): "That Morden... he really knows how to get a head!" [Anthony "Slug of Doom" Lawless"]
Delenn to Sheridan anytime when they're alone and kissing: "Oh, so THAT'S the one!" [Babylon 5+2x=15]
Sinclair to Delenn: "For three nights you just watch me sleep?  Like hell." [Critter]
Sheridan to others: "Za-Ha-DOOM? Doesn't anyone find that a bit OMINOUS?"  [O'Brien]
Marcus: "Excuse me, but where's the Robin Hood set?" [O'Brien]
Delenn about her head-ridge: "I've just found out this thing can be taken off." [O'Brien]
Londo to anyone: "I've just realized what a damned silly haircut this is! Where are the scissors?"  [O'Brien]
Lennier at end of Shadow War: "RAGING KEGGER!!!!!" [Jason "The Phoenix" Bourgeois]
Kosh2 to Lyta. He really said it too!!: "Rotate.  Bitch."  [Jason "The Phoenix" Bourgeois]
Londo to G'Kar: "Let's have a drrrink now G'Kar, the war between our two worlds begins next episode!" [Stigmat]
Vir to Londo in (The Coming of Shadows): "Once you start down the dark path, forever will it domintate your destiny!" [Zathras]
G'Kar to Sheridan: "Allow me to introduce my dear brother, G'Truck." [Matthew Lee]
Zathras to Sinclair, Delenn, and Sheridan: "You are the one who was long ago,  you are the one who is, and you are the one who will be for about a week, then you will run out of life." [RevDennis]
Kosh2: "Ex-term-min-ate" [RevDennis]
Delenn to Sheridan, any time after "Severed Dreams": "Sorry John, as supreme political, religious and miIitary leader of my people, I have better things to do than exchange long, knowing, romantic gazes." [Kevin Noonan]
Delenn to Sheridan, in "Severed Dreams": "You're the damsel in distress and I'm heading up the cavalry riding in to save you! (Don't have a crisis of confidence in your masculinity over it.)" [Kevin Noonan]
Sheridan to ISN: "I have a god complex?... I am a god!" [Shinobi]
Lennier (to another Minbari): "So, who does your bone?" [TiTan]
Anyone: "The Prime Directive" [Miguel Farah]
Corwin to Ivanova: "Like hell you're God!!" [Miguel Farah]
Sheridan to Delenn: "Is that the Hale-Bopp Comet?"  [Coker Coler]
Delenn to Sheridan: "No Honey, that's Heavens Gate." [Coker Coler]
Old Kosh to Sheridan: " If you join Heavens Gate, you will die!"  [Coker Coler]
Lorien to Sheridan while watching BABCOM: Playboy Channel: "uooo!!! uooo!!!  I haven't seen those or THAT in a long long time.  Got some Beer and Chips."  [Coker Coler]
Ivonova on BabCom: "Paging Mike Hunt... Paging Mike Hunt... Has anybody seen Mike Hunt.  I can't seem to find Mike Hunt."  [Coker Coler]
Lorien to Sheridan: "Heavens Gate was traped between ticktock just like you are now. But they finally surrendered to Tock and this is what you must do too." [Coker Coler]
Lyta Alexander to Zack Allen: "Finally someone who is interested in my body, as well as my mind!" [Anonymous]
Any Centauri to any other Centauri: "I just checked the Almanac.  There is not supposed to an Eclipse today"  [Neroon]
Ivanova to Sheridan: "Hailing frequencies open, Sir." [Robin Sinn]
Centauri Emperor to Londo: "You know, it's not the size of your haircut that counts but how you use it."  [Krip Chip]
Sheridan to B5 Computer after receiving Crystal from Mars: "Display contents of data crystal. (Computer)Clark plans to DISTROY...TAKE OVER...KILL... Sorry this data crystal is scratched please try another." [Coker Coler]
A pilot to another pilot: "Ah!  I hit a teddy bear and now my Star Fury is flying out of control!"  [Lak Sivrak]
Sheridan: "I know the broadcast made us look bad, but what kind of ratings did it get?" [Chuck0]
Ivanova: "Captaaaaiin, I'm bored. With all the bad guys gone, I've got nothing to do!" [Chuck0]
G'Kar: "G'Quan wrote 'It was a dark and stormy night and the shadows were everywhere...'"  [Chuck0]
Lyta to Zack, over pizza: "I'm so glad to be rid of that Vorlon cult. They made me empty my apartment and wear these antique Earth shoes called Nikes."  [Chuck0]
Ivanova to Bester: "And just what do YOU know about this so-called United Federation of Planets?" [konecsni]
Sheridan to Lyta: "Is it my imagination but is Bester getting worster?" [O'Brien]
Gordon ("ALF") Schumway to Kosh-1: "You weren't there.  I WAS!  Hhawww!" [Xpltvdeltd]
Sheridan to Ivanova at the end of "Illusion of Truth": "First thing we do when we get back to Earth, we hang President Clark with the entrails of Dan Randle" [Anthony "Slug of Doom" Lawless]
Sheridan to ISN: "Of course I am God. But since the Angels... ah Vorlons ... are gone over the Rim, it's not so funny." [irena]
Sinclair to Kosh1: "Ambassador Kosh, are you still studying?" [irena]
Kosh1 to Sinclair: "No, I am sending in my broadcast the 101 reasons why is Babylon 5 better as Voyager."   [irena]
Franklin to Sheridan: "Dammit John, I'm a doctor, not a (insert occupation here)" [Trav]
Delenn to Sheridan: "Now John, I'm sure there must be a perfectly good excuse why you are wearing my nylons.  I'm waiting for that explanation..." [Trav]
Janeway to Kosh1: "Kosh, if you 'll send again your 101 reasons why are B5 better than my ship, I'll beam you to Z'ha'dum where you die!"  [irena]
Marcus to C&C: "Ivanova, where the hell is my fighting staff?" [irena]
Sheridan to Kosh: "Ambassador, what's happened?"  [irena]
Kosh to Sheridan: "I've just tried to scan Mr.Bester. ??? Pleeeeas!!!! Don't ask me this Question!!!!"  [irena]
G'Kar to Franklin: "Doctor, I need another one of those eye replacement things.  You see, I hid it in Ivanova's shower and..."  ["Meester" Morden]
Lenier to Delenn (upon waking from the Dreaming): "I no longer love you, you murderous Bitch!!" [anonymous]
Lorien to Sheridan: "a long time ago, in a place far, far away.... " [Jupiter2]
JMS to WB: "What do you mean we're not renewed?" [mkonecsni]
 JMS to.....: "What do you mean you're the Great Maker?" [mkonecsni]
Vir to Londo in The Coming of Shadows:  "Once you start down the dark 
path, forever will it dominate your destiny." [Zathras]
G'Kar to Londo (about Vir):  "I won't let you corrupt the boy!"  [Zathras]
Lennier to Sheridan in Delenn's quarters (Racing Mars): "I like to watch" [Chuck0]
Kosh Classic to Centari Emporer I: "Happily Ever After" [Joel Mathis]
Star Fury Pilot: "I hope my next Star Fury is from Microsoft."  [Coker Coler]
Dr. Franklin to Captain Jack: "You don't by any chance have some Oscar Mayer Lunchables?" [Chuck0]
Dr. Franklin to Captain Jack: "I'll trade you Marcus' fighting staff for that beef stroganoff." [Chuck0]
Sam & Max (of the video game) to Kosh : "Well, THAT was needlessly cryptic." [Shard]
Captain Kirk, to Kosh: "Kosh, are you out of your Vorlon Mind?" [Micey]
Babcom: "Voyager. Channel unavailable due to jamming" [Chuck0]
Dr. Zachary Smith to Kosh-classic: "Don't talk in riddles to me, you warbling Wurlitzer!" [Xpltvdeltd]
Garibaldi to Sheridan: "Do you want to know the reason I have left my  job? Well! It's you alway hated Bugs Bunny and the whole Warner Bros!" [irena]
Sheridan to Garibaldi: "Yes it's true, dammed. My Teddybear was always better than Donald Duck." [irena]
Sheridan to Delen (taking her nylons off): "The explanation is simple honey, because Lenier likes it." [irena]
Minbari captian to Valen at the end of WWE II: "OK, whatever, where's the pisser?" [Adam]
Sheridan to Delenn: "We need to borrow you and your children Mrs. King" [The Great AP]
Bester on his new occupation: "Dial 1-800 PSYCHIC READING" [The Great AP]
Garibaldi:  "Illogical" [The Great AP]
Security to Marcus: "No, I don't know a Bilbo Baggins."  [The Great AP]
Franklin to Marcus: "So you own stock in the Renn fest?"  [The Great AP]
The Warren Commission report on Pres. Santiago's death: "There was no second space cannon on Jupiter's grassy knoll." [The Great AP]
Londo to Vir: "A death mark's not an easy thing to live with.  I'm sorry to lose you" [The Great AP]
Delenn to Lennier: "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie." [The Great AP]
Lorien: "I am the great and terrible One.  Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."  [The Great AP]
Anyone on Bab5: "We surrender."  [The Great AP]
Quark to Sheridan: "Who cares how they made you look, Captain?  Think of the royalties, now that you're in syndication!  I could assist you, for, say, 55%..." [Xpltvdeltd]
Delenn to Sheridan (handing him the nylons back): "No John.  I didn't say I didn't like it.  In fact, I think it's kind of, well, erotic..." [Trav]
Garibaldi to Sheridan: "Well, frankly, I think it's pretty darned erotic too..." [Trav]
Sheridan to Garibaldi and Delenn: "You two are weird!  Why the heck would anyone want to wear them?!  You people disgust me.  I ought to flush you out an air lock!" [Trav]
Sheridan to Delenn before going to Zahadoom : "I'll be back" [Zanados]
Shadow Disciples to departing First Ones: "We'll keep an eye on key personnel, boss" [Xpltvdeltd]
Draal to Sheridan: "I must say, you are wery handsome under the shower. " [irena]
Zathras to Sinclair: "Only  you are not supposed to say: 'in Valen's name'!! "  [irena]
Sheridan to Delenn and Kosh: "OK, OK, but before you are starting to show me the movie about Z'ha'dum, let us to buy some popcorns." [irena]
Kosh to everyone: "Hi, my name is Michael Jackson, I'm back and I love you all !!"  [irena]
Sheridan to Delenn (pulling on hers nylons again): "You must know Delen, if I'm wearing it under my uniform, it's so a great feeling, I can not describe it. I want always divid the nylons whith you."  [irena]
Lennie to Delenn: "I am better in bed than that human!" [Neroon]
Sheridan to Kosh: "Of course I know you can fly, and of course that allowed you to save my live.  But you are not supposed to call me Lois." [irena]
C&C to Earthdom: "Houston we have got a problem! " [irena]
Kosh to any visitor: "Have you seen a can opener laying around anywhere?" [Chris]
Garibaldi to new crew member: "Damn you! My name is not 'Gary Baldy'!"  [O'Brien]
Sheridan to Delenn: "I just got a hold of a spoiler for the end of Season 4....I quit!  I don't want to be tortured!"  [Neroon]
Sheridan to Z'ha'dum:  "Pizza delivery"  [Lounge Lizzard]
Shadows to Vorlons: "(Gurgle) A BORG SHIP, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!"  [Lounge Lizzard]
Sheridon to Sinclair: "Now *that war* is over with, would you please bring back B4?"  [Lounge Lizzard]
Ivanova to Sheridan: "Geez, you think that we can spend so much on the station and the defences, we can at least get some curtains!"  [Chris]
Apu to the Shadows: "Thank you for coming, I'll see you in hell."  [Chris]
Franklin to assisting nurse during operation: "Hang on! If *that* is his spleen, then what is this?" [Trav]
Kosh to Bill Gates: "Intolerable! Your MS Office doesnt support my Latex formated files !"  [irena]
Franklin to Ivanova  (in Conflicts of Interest): "Duh!"  [Golden]
Drakh Emissary, to White Star's Security Officer: "Think as you stoned I am not!"  [Xpltvdeltd]
Drakh Emissary to Lennier:  "Vot da hell are YOU--oops--much excusing--wrong century!"  [Xpltvdeltd]
Zathras to Ivonova:  "Have Nine Brothers, all name Zathras  and - One sister: Name - Moesha!"  [Neroon]
Delenn to Londo: "Love the hair."  [Mollari]
Elton John to Londo: "Who's your tailor?"  [Mollari]
Ivanova to broadcast area: "The truth is back in business, also Babylon 5 souvineers are available at these locations."  [Lounge Lizzard]
Morden to anyone: "Tell me what you want, what you really really want." [The Demon Crowley]
Sheridan to Kosh: "Who am I?  I'm Jean Valjean!!" [Celeborn]
Londo to Franklin: "I had a feeling that I should not ignore the inscription ' insert poison darts here' on the idol"  [Lounge Lizzard]
Londo to Franklin: "Nor should I ignore the greeting card that said ' DIE LONDO DIE.'"  [Lounge Lizzard]
Valen to every Minbari: "I hate vlarns."  [irena]
Delenn [while kissing John]: "Why the hell had  Sinclair not  introdused my people to do THIS?"  [irena]
Valen to John, Lenier and Delenn during the dinner: "You offer me only  ONE PIECE OF VLARN? You make a joke!"   [irena]
JMS to WB: "If  you refuse to let me to write the 5th season, I will go with the whole B5 to  Walt Disney and will let Garibaldi watch  Mickey Mouse."  [irena]
Londo to Sheridan in "Rumors, Bargains, and Lies": "And another thing I do not understand about Earth culture...these peculiar hand movements you call 'the Macarena'..."  [Alycia "CyberCat" Shedd]
G'Kar to the other Narns after the Centari left Narn: "The humans have a saying: 'prophets are not welcome in their own town' "  [Jupiter2]
Sheridan to Delenn: "Do Minbaris have a good remedy for insomnia?  I can't sleep with somebody watching me!"  [Jupiter2]
Zathras when taking model of B4: "NEED place, GREAT darkness coming.  B5 only have one season left." [adam]
Sheridan to anyone: "What? Behind the Rabbit?"  [AlThor6113]
Lorien to Sheridan: "Some people call me..........Tim."  [AlThor6113]
Lennier to Delenn: "Is it just me or did that drakh resemble Skeletor from 'He-Man'"  [Mkonecsni]
Sheridan to Lorien: "Boy did I mess up on the delivery to Z'Ha'Dun. It was suppose to be a crate of  pine scented New Clear  kitchen cleaner, not a nuclear bomb."  [Lounge Lizzard]
Londo to Morden: "What I really want, is to be a spoo farmer."  [Lounge Lizzard]
Lennier to religious caste in RB+L: "Traitors can't hide"  [mkonecsni]
Lorien to Sheridan: "What is the speed of an African swallow?"  [Viper]
Sheridan to Lennier: "(Trys new uniform, sleeves too long) "Danger! Danger! You know-old TV show? Lost in Sp- with the Robot?" (Blank stare) Never mind-you had to be there."  [Net Weasel]
Talia Winters to Ivanova: "Tell me what you want, what you really really want, I`ll tell you what I want what I really really want.  I really really really want to zig a zig ah!"  [Ginger Freak]
Anyone in the opening intro dialouge: "some say that life down here began up there...beyond the stars..."  [suntzu]
Delenn to the Shadows: "How is it possible?...for he is the Kwisatz Haderach"  [suntzu]
Ivanova to Sheridan: "Captain, do you ever get that... "not-so-fresh" feeling?"  [Lightman2]
Sheridan to the Vorlons and the Shadows: "Can't we all just get along?"  [Lightman2]
Zathras to Sinclair/Sheridan/Delenn: "The One, you seek The One.  Take you to him, I will."  [Eowen]
JMS to Rick Berman: "Resistance is futile  YOU will be assimilated" [mkonecsni]
Investors to P-Ten Consortium: "We are the Creditors.  You will be assimilated.  Resistance is futile."  [Xpltvdeltd]
Kosh to YODA: "When 8 billion years old you get, look better you will."  [Galan Dracos]
Vir to Londo: "I see Morden had a accident shaving"  [dave]
Mr. Edgars to Garibaldi: "Hi Michael, this is Charlie. I've got a new assignment for you and the angels."  [Chuck0]
Emperor Cartgia to G'kar: "Ezekial 25:17 -- "The path of the righteous..."  [Doug Vader]
Darth Vader to Bester: "Come to the dark side, and together we will rul... uh, never mind you're
already there"  [Lounge Lizzard]
Ivanova to Sinclair: "Commander, we're picking up a signal from Sector 14.  They say they're...Deep Space Nine?"  [Zathras]
Zathras during the opening credits: "Zathras year it was." [SLK]
Lennier to Delenn: "Uh Delenn I hate to say this (wink wink) I think your single again."  [Neroon]
Garibaldi to Garibaldi: "Christ I'm Screwed."  [Neroon]
Bester to Garibaldi: "You think you hate me now...wait till you wake up." [Neroon]
Yueh to Duke Leto er Bester to Garibaldi: "The tooth remember the tooth"  [Neroon]
Sisko to Ivanova: "Take back that insult about Deep space franchise!" [AlThor6113]
Lyta to Kosh II: "Not now, I don't have a headache yet."  [Kalain]
Ivanova to Zack: "If Michael Garibaldi ever steps one foot on Babylon 5, Give him the comfy chair, and a Tickle Me Elmo doll."  [Lounge Lizzard]
Garibaldi to Bester: "Damn! He died without paying me. At least kill him after he pays me, not before."  [Lounge Lizzard]
Garabaldi to Edgars: "Okay, I'll trade you Sinclair for two Mickey Mantles and a Ty Cobb"  [Lightman2]